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Thank you for coming!
Please welcome, Nojiaka-chan!
What were you doing?
What were you doing at that time?
100 points!
What?
100 points!
Himawari-san, please announce what we will do today!
Yes!
"Zu! No! Oh!" 100 points!
No! Oh!
Yes, so...
The first "Zu! No! Oh!" was "Wada", right?
Yes, the first one.
The second "Zu! No! Oh!" was "Nakamura", right?
Yes, it was "Zu! No! Oh!"
And this is the third "Zu! No! Oh!"
It's been three and a half years.
The members are also new.
The last "Zu! No! Oh!" was in January 2018.
I see, I see.
This time, we will conduct a math test for 41 people who could not participate due to work reasons.
We will evaluate their national language, math, science, society and English skills and ask them questions up to the third year of middle school.
The results of the test will be decided by the third "Zu! No! Oh!"
Will a new "obakustar" be born?
The average score for everyone is...
43 points.
100 points out of 100?
The average score is 43 points?
Yes, yes.
It's a stupid class, isn't it?
Well, each subject has 20 points out of 100 and 43 points is the average of this class.
That's right.
It's a little embarrassing.
It's a little embarrassing to say.
Now, first of all, I would like to announce the top five people for this math test.
Five smart people.
That's right.
Are you confident that you can do it by yourself?
Are you confident?
Yes!
Hey, you can do it!
You are active, aren't you?
Yes, I've been a college student since this spring, so I want to be in the top five.
That's right.
North side...
That's right.
Because it's K.O., isn't it?
That's right.
You're not in a quiz competition like this, are you?
That's right.
Are you in a different competition?
Now, let me announce the top five people for "Zu! No! Oh!"
Here is the fifth place announcement.
Fifth place!
You can't do it! You can't do it! You can't do it! You can't do it!
I'm sorry, but please prepare a drum roll or something.
An old man who can't do it is doing it now.
First of all, the fifth place has a total of 73 points.
Wow!
That's high!
Wow!
Sato Kaede!
Yeah!
Wow!
She got 18 points for English.
Wow!
She's in second place.
In terms of social skills, she got 16 points.
But, she's the top Thai.
Wow!
Overall, she's the top Thai.
Wow! She's smart!
I couldn't tell the amount of milk pack.
I can study, but I can't solve common sense problems.
It's strange, isn't it?
She's a genius!
Next, fourth place!
Fourth place!
Yamazaki Rena!
Oh, Yamazaki!
She's not here now!
Yes, she is.
Her Japanese is the top 18th.
Wow!
As expected of a radio DJ!
But, other than that, her score is high.
Overall, it's high.
Yes.
So, you two are confident, but you're not here yet.
No, we're just getting started!
I'm losing confidence!
Right?
What will you do? Will you lower your confidence?
I won't!
You won't!
Oh, that's good!
Next, third place!
Third place!
Total score is...
75 points!
Wow!
Akimoto!
Wow!
For me, Rika is in the top 16 points.
Huh? Rika?
Yes, Rika.
Wow!
I didn't expect it.
Rika is in the top.
But, overall, she's good on average.
She's smart.
She's smart because she's got a lot in her head, right?
Right!
Otherwise, she wouldn't be here at this time.
Right, she's smart.
Now, there are two people left!
Second place goes to...
Yakumo!
Yay!
Total score is...
77 points!
Wow!
She's smart!
Yes.
On average, she gets all the good points.
I didn't think it would be that good.
I'm really happy! What should I do?
I'm glad!
Thank you!
Why didn't you guess it?
I don't know.
It's a time like this, so I can't guess it.
You can't guess it.
Now, third place goes to...
The first place goes to...
Kitagawa!
Yay!
As expected of Kitagawa!
Total score is...
83 points!
Wow!
She's smart!
That's amazing!
No, no, no...
English...
English is...
The only perfect score!
What?
Perfect score!
English is...
Mathematics is also top!
Yes, mathematics is also top!
Society is also top!
Yes, and Japanese and English are also normally good.
Wow, I'm so excited!
My hands are shaking!
Really? Then...
Can you hold the camera for a second?
No, no, no...
My hands are shaking!
You really didn't make me shake just now, did you?
Your hands suddenly shook, didn't they?
That's amazing!
Yes, but I'm happy!
You're happy, aren't you?
It's nice!
With that said, as you can see, "ZUNO-O" is in the top 5!
And now, we're finally heading to the main event!
Now!
This project is just getting started!
It's just getting started! It's interesting!
From now on, I would like to extract "what is this answer?" and deliver it.
First of all, I would like to start with the national language question.
Here is the question.
Use the kanji "ana" and answer three adjectives.
Three!
You did this, didn't you?
Three answers!
Here is the correct answer.
"ana" is "high".
"ana" is "to stretch under the nose".
"ana" is "to laugh with a strong nose".
Now you know!
This is the correct answer.
Then, let's look at the answers you are interested in.
First of all, this is the answer of Endo.
"hanani botamochi" (to have a bump on the nose)
"hanano ashi wo fumu" (to step on one's nose)
"hanani mo yobou" (to have a bump on one's nose)
It's written like this.
I don't know.
"hanani botamochi" (to have a bump on one's nose)
Ouch!
"hanana botamochi" (to have a bump on one's nose)
"hanano ashi wo fumu" (to step on one's nose)
I thought it might be possible.
I thought about it myself.
I thought I had to write it somehow.
You had to look into it.
The last one is "hanani yobou" (to have a bump on one's nose)
"hanano ashi wo fumu" (to step on one's nose)
"hanani mo yobou" (to have a bump on one's nose)
"hanano ashi wo fumu" (to step on one's nose)
You are saying what you just said.
If you listen to it, you will know what it is.
Next, let's look at the answers of Yoda.
Yoda.
"hanamizu" (nose water)
"hanaji" (nosebleed)
"butabana" (pig nose)
Is it like this?
"hanamizu" (nose water)
"hanaji" (nosebleed)
"butabana" (pig nose)
Please answer three words using "hana" (nose)
That's right.
It's not "kaioku" (seaside walk)
I lined up the words I know.
"hanamizu" (nose water)
"hanaji" (nosebleed)
"butabana" (pig nose)
Yoda's answer is punk.
What is it?
Next, let's look at the answers of Wada.
Wada's answer is...
When it's cold, nose water comes out. Because it's winter.
Wow, that's amazing.
As expected of you, teacher.
It's my sense of smell.
You're right.
It's a different dimension.
Why do you have to use your nose?
I use my nose...
I think of the deep sea as "gon shichigo".
You think of it as "taiku", don't you?
If you say it like that, I know what it is.
Then you should say "taiku" three times, right?
After saying it for three months.
When it's cold, nose water comes out. Because it's winter.
Wow, that's amazing.
I want you, teacher, to say it like that, too.
Let's look at the next question.
Use the word "suranokawa" to make correct sentences.
"Suranokawa"?
Yes.
Use the word "suranokawa" to make correct sentences.
First, let's announce the correct answer of Saito Uesuka.
Uesuka-chan isn't here today.
It's correct, but there was a sentence like this.
In autumn and midsummer, "suranokawa" is hot.
Until I was 46 years old, I sat in Nogizaka 46.
I didn't intend to give up my captain's seat.
Oh, I see.
No, no, no.
It's not good, it's not good.
This is the right way of using it.
It's right, it's right, it's right.
It's right, but it's the worst.
No, it's not the worst.
It's not a good thing.
"Suranokawa" is hot.
I want you to do it like this until you're 46 years old.
That's true.
It's cool.
People who say "it's hot" or "it's cool" say "suranokawa" is hot.
Speaking of which, it's correct, isn't it?
Yes.
And let's look at Akimoto's answer.
Yes, that's right.
Even though there is a banana man in my house, I slowly enter the studio and "suranokawa" is hot.
This is also correct.
"suranoka" is certainly hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
It doesn't taste like that.
It's just a coincidence.
That's right.
It's a blessing in disguise.
And this is Yoda's answer.
Please look at this.
"Your "suranoka" is ash, isn't it?"
This is scary.
I want to ask Yoda about this.
What does this mean?
It's like a "monster's skin".
It's like "Show me your true nature".
I think Yoda is serious.
I thought so, too.
I thought he was going to say "suranoka" with a bandage.
I thought he was going to make it incorrect.
Even if there was no word "suranoka" in it, I wasn't confident.
If I could say "suranoka" in the worst way...
It's not "suranoka" in Japanese.
It's scary, but it's correct.
"suranoka" is also used like that.
And this is Wada's answer.
Wada's answer.
Don't you remember what it says?
I don't remember anything.
Good morning. Thank you for today.
Let's look at Wada's answer.
First of all, please peel off the skin of the surface of the fish.
What does it mean?
First of all, I didn't know how to read "skin of the fish".
I thought "skin of the surface" would be "fish" instead of "skin of the surface".
Is that so?
Yes.
It's amazing, isn't it?
"Kio"?
It's "Kio".
It's amazing.
I see.
It's "skin of the fish".
Yes.
I learned it today.
Thank you very much.
You're excellent today.
You're excellent.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's move on to the next question.
This is the recommendation of Yukichi Shizuoka.
"A dot above and below a person".
Yes.
Please write all of them using this.
Here is the correct answer.
Yes.
"A dot above and below a person" doesn't make a person above and doesn't make a person below a person.
You've heard of it, haven't you?
Yes.
First of all, let's listen to Iwamoto's answer.
A dot above and below a person
What is it?
A dot above and below a person
What is it?
I really don't know.
I was going to write "a dot above and below a person" like a four-letter word.
I see.
But I thought it wouldn't work.
So I wrote something like that.
What did you write?
But I knew it when I saw the correct answer.
You knew the words, didn't you?
I knew the words.
That's right.
It's funny.
A dot above and below a person
Next, Ume.
Yes.
Let's listen to Ume's answer.
A dot above and below a person
- That's how it is. - That's how it is.
- Ah, everything's in.
- That's right. - It's in.
But...
Isn't it strange?
- No, it's not strange. - It's not strange.
It doesn't have anything to do with Fukuzawa's study.
Huh?
- But people with strict formal manners know it well. - That's right.
- It makes sense, doesn't it? - Yes.
- "It makes sense, doesn't it?" - I see that's what Fukuzawa was saying.
- Yes. - No, it's the exact opposite.
It's the exact opposite.
They are saying that everyone is equal.
Yes.
Next, Shinuchi.
Let's hear Shinuchi's answer.
The ceiling, the ceiling, Yui is a lonely person.
Yui is a lonely person.
It's amazing that "the ceiling, the ceiling, Yui is a lonely person" can be written in kanji.
That's right.
Before this test, I happened to see it on YouTube or something like that, and I thought, "Oh, this is it."
When "the ceiling" and "the ceiling" and "the ceiling" came out, I thought, "Oh, this is it."
What is it? Is it a YouTube special effect?
That's right.
People who make fun of people usually go berserk.
That's right.
This is exactly the opposite. It really doesn't make sense.
It's exactly the opposite of that.
Next, Yamashita.
Yes, Yamashita.
There are a lot of people up there and down there, and I'm about to be eaten by heaven.
That's bad. Yamashita, that's bad.
Hey, are you okay? Are you about to be eaten by heaven?
Are you okay? Is it serious?
There are a lot of people up there and down there.
There are seniors and juniors.
Oh, I'm about to be eaten by heaven.
That's not good.
Relax. Relax.
I'm about to be eaten by heaven.
You're talking about your own standing position.
That's right.
That's not good.
I'm about to be cut off.
I see.
Be more free.
Free.
Up and down.
"There's no such thing," says Mr. Uzayuki.
Mathematics.
Mathematics question.
Here is the question.
Akimoto and Ikuta shared 5,000 yen of their allowance.
Ikuta had 500 yen more than Akimoto twice as much.
How much of Akimoto and Ikuta's allowance is that?
It's not just half of it.
Is this a real situation?
What?
I didn't know about it.
You didn't know about it and you're hiding it here.
Here is the answer.
This is Yamashita's answer.
The answer is...
Akimoto has 1,500 yen.
Ikuta has 3,500 yen.
That's right.
Did you know about it right away?
I knew about it.
It was an easy win.
However!
Goto continues answering math questions at elementary school level.
The first one is...
Endo's answer.
Huh?
There was no mark?
Did you think it was correct?
Endo's answer is...
Huh?
Ikuta got it right.
3,500 yen.
Akimoto got 1,000 yen.
If you add it up, it's 5,000 yen.
No, it's not!
Oh, I made a mistake!
It's really not 5,000 yen!
The addition is wrong!
It's 5,000 yen!
Oh, I was wrong!
I thought it was 1,500 yen.
But it says 3,500 yen plus 1,000 yen equals 5,000 yen.
5,000 yen is missing!
Akimoto is in a pitiful state right now.
Akimoto is even...
Akimoto has lost 5,500 yen.
The next one is...
Thank you for waiting, Sensei.
Here is Wada-sensei's answer.
How much is 5,500 yen?
Akimoto has lost minus 5,000 yen!
Wow!
You lost more than Gankin, didn't you?
Where did you get that idea?
Sensei, to be honest...
Isn't it bad?
Why did you split the 5,000 yen bill?
There is a reason for it.
First of all,
I split the 5,000 yen bill twice.
Why did you split it twice?
At first, I split the 5,000 yen bill.
But,
Akimoto said that he lost 5,000 yen more than he split it twice.
So,
I split it twice.
So, you split 2,500 yen and 2,500 yen
in half, didn't you?
You split it twice and lost 5,000 yen.
5,500 yen is more than 5,000 yen.
Yes, that's right.
When you lost 5,500 yen,
why did you lose 5,500 yen?
Why did you lose 5,500 yen?
I didn't think of it at all.
You lost more than Gankin, didn't you?
Moreover,
why did you have to pay Akimoto?
That's right.
Akimoto lost 5,500 yen in advance.
As expected of Daikai Zuno,
his brilliance is different.
Next,
it's about figures.
Look at this.
There is a diagram like this.
When you assemble it,
it's easy to understand if you cut it with paper.
When you assemble it,
what will happen?
This is also a model answer of Sakaguchi.
Sakaguchi and Gokan.
On top of the cylinder,
is it a cylinder water?
This is the correct answer, isn't it?
When you have to make a lot of figures like this,
you have to make this diagram,
don't you think so?
In the problem of transfer,
which had few correct answers,
Sakaguchi lost 5,500 yen.
Next, Nakamura.
Nakamura is not here today.
This is Nakamura Daikai Zuno.
Let's look at Nakamura's diagram.
Look at this.
It's a mug.
It's amazing.
How did you do it?
This part of the mug is a space.
This part of the mug is an empty space.
Syozo Daikai Zuno.
After this, Rika will answer the question.
Let's start with Rika.
Rika!
Rika's question.
Let's go.
First of all, please look at this question.
What is a small container made of material that cannot be separated from another material?
Correct!
This is Yoda's answer.
Yoda.
Here it is.
Yoda knows this area well.
It came out.
Now, Yamashita.
Yes.
By the way, what do you call this?
Element.
Element, correct.
Yes, an element is correct.
Yes.
Now, let's look at Yamashita's answer.
Here you are.
It's "motoko".
It's delicious.
You probably intended to write "genshi", didn't you?
Yes, I intended to write it like that.
It's "motoko".
It's "motoko", isn't it?
I don't want you to make such a mistake.
It's "genshiryoku", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's "motoko"'s power, isn't it?
Now, here is the next question.
I don't know if you ask me again.
The order in which human beings eat from their mouths.
Normally, you don't have to study about it.
You probably know how it works.
But, let's look at the correct answer.
First of all, food enters the mouth.
Then, it goes to the dining hall.
Then, it goes to the stomach.
Then, it goes to the small intestine.
Then, it goes to the large intestine.
Then, it goes out of the anus.
This is the order in which human beings eat and discharge food.
Even in this question, which answers the digestion period of human beings,
there are many wrong answers.
Yamashita, you know it, don't you?
Yes, I know it.
Can you read it?
"i", "shou", "chou", "dai", "chou", "koumon" (anus)
You know it, don't you?
Then, let's see Yamashita's answer.
Yes.
Food enters the mouth.
"i", "shou", "chou", "dai", "chou" (anus)
"benimon" (anus)
There are many such things like "motoko" and "benimon".
It's flashy in the end.
What is "benimon" ?
It is "koumon" made of white "kou".
Yes, it is.
What is "chigaimashitakite" ?
It is "koumon" made of "tsukihenni".
Yes, it is.
Is it wrong?
"benimon" is attached here.
In the end, it is a flashy physical thing.
benimon
This is incorrect.
It is close, though.
It is a waste.
Next, Mr. Nakamura.
Mr. Nakamura is not here today.
Mr. Nakamura's answer is this.
First of all, "kuchi" is "nodo" from "shokudo".
"shokudo" is usually here.
"kuchi" is "shokudo" from "shokudo".
"kuchi" is "shokudo".
Where is "kuchi" located?
That's great.
As expected of Ms. Nakamura.
It's a little different.
After this...
The digestive system will be clear.
Now, the mouth.
Here is the answer of the mouth.
Now, open your mouth and eat.
Let's move on to the internal organs.
That's unfair.
You said it all.
You said it all. You said internal organs, you said colon, you said small intestine, and you said stomach.
Oh my god. Stomach at the end?
I want to go back.
It's dirty.
Oh my god.
Why is internal organs unfair at first?
I know.
Intestinal system.
Intestinal system, internal organs?
Why do you ask such a simple question?
It turned out like this.
It's amazing that you come to say it at the end.
You know colon and small intestine.
What do you mean? You come to say it at the end. What do you think is going on?
When I think about it, I think I shouldn't write it.
Because you are an idol.
An idol's body is like this because it doesn't shit.
Oh, it's an idol version.
It's a legendary body that doesn't shit.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's right.
It's an idol version.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm doing it seriously.
I'm sorry.
There were quite a few people who got this question wrong.
Ume.
Let's go with ume.
Ume is here.
Yes, it went in from the mouth.
To the dining room, to the throat.
Next, to the lung.
Oh, I'm going to die.
Oh, my God.
Next, to the stomach.
And finally, to the urethra.
Oh, my God.
I ate it all and peed.
The lung is also dangerous.
Why do you go to the lung, ume?
This is dangerous.
You can't eat food that goes into the lung.
That's why it's separated here.
I see.
I don't know.
There are so many places to go.
There are too many places to eat.
I'm going to bury it in a place I know for the time being.
That's no good.
You eat a lot of food that goes into the lung, don't you?
I eat a lot.
It would have been difficult if it went into the lung.
That's a big operation.
I really don't know.
The dining room and the throat are also different, right?
The dining room and the throat are different.
There is a dining room and a lung.
And if you go into a weird one and get stuck in it, it's food.
So there's a lung and a drink in it.
The organ is connected to the lung.
I see.
What are you doing?
What is it?
You're going to say "yo" at the end of the show.
I'm embarrassed.
I see.
This place is interesting.
It's interesting.
It's like "benimon".
It's like "psycho" "yo".
It's interesting.
Yo
"Yo" is a boring word.
"Yo" is "yo".
It's interesting that something bad comes out of it.
Yo
I wanted you to say it, Mr. Takamura.
What are you doing now?
I'm doing a performance.
You're doing a performance.
Good luck with your performance.
Disgusting.
I feel like I'm going to throw up.
Everyone, stop! Stop!
It's a screaming, but...
Implant. No, it's not. Preparation.
Implant!
Amazing!
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